Gregg Doyel would have to beat extremely longs odds if he ever wishes to be named honorary mayor of Durham. Such will happen the day Coach K goes gray.
Honorary mayor of Chapel Hill? It would seem to be a cinch right now but then Tar Heels fans surely recall this column.
Maybe Doyel, for his own safety, should never set foot in the state, period.
Yes, tem that have the gold, rule.