Better luck next year

So "The 100 Sexiest in College Basketball" is out (this is not a joke). But some of the choices are, ahem, questionable. Such as:

Jay Bilas - wasn't he hairless as a high school sophomore?

Bob Huggins: c'mon, really now, are you serious?

Frank Martin: women and children flee the room when his mug appears on television

Jay Wright: he doesn't actually exist -- Villanova flies in George Clooney on game day

As Bilas tweeted: "100 Sexiest in College Hoops: More like "100 Not Allowed within 500 Feet of Schools." What schleps DIDN'T make it?

No, this schlep didn't make the cut. But staying positive, there's a great plastic surgeon down in southern California who comes highly recommended and word is he's ready for a challenge.