Linder raises the bar

But Jeff Linder matches with these gems:

* "If u think there are a lot of players on a JC bench in the fall u have never seen a JC bench in the summer. Dudes are lined up out the door"

* "If you're 6'6" or taller u look like Manute Bol at a Cali JUCO Event"

* "Don't confuse me as a communist, but government control over the number of AAU teams allowed should be implemented"

* "I guess coaches get to experience what it feels like to be a woman the next three weeks. Someone always looking at your chest!"