Phil Beckner is becoming a tweeting fave, especially with lines like:

* AAU coach who is wearing his sunglasses in the gym stands on the court w/his team yells "don't make me look like a f**kin clown". Too late

* To all the guards taking bad shots in AAU games: I DARE you to try to throw it to the post...actually I DOUBLE DARE you!

* AAU News Flash! We just had a "JUMP HOOK" sighting! First of the period for me!